oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
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You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
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He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
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