naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
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You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
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we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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