would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
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I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
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Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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