i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
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Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
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I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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