we have pet lesbian snakes
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
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I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
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I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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