ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
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I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
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Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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