I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
He uses pillows to masturbate.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
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We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
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just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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