Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
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had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
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Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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