girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
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Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
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He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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