take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
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So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
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I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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