I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
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I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
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Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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