Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
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I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
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I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize