I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
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the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
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Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I have aggressive nipples.
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