U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
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just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
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Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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