we made out on top of his cat.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
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just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
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If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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