Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
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So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
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Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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