he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
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Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
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No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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