The panties match.
I'll be right there.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
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I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
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I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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