I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
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Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
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I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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