I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
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What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
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Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
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