Is it normal to miss your booty call?
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
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just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
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Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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