At least make sure they are 18
Why
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
