maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
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I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
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sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
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Have fun and good luck.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I wear drunk well.
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