I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
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i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
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Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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