i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
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Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
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She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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