remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
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i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
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Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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