are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
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Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
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He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
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