hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
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He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
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So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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