dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
found the other keg... it's in the tree
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
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Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
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I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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