is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
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I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
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Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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