the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
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As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
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Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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