Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
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you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
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That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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