They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
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She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
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Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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