it was like having sex with a tree stump
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
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Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
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So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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