did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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