doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
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She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
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Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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