can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
you mean i was at the winter classic?
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This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
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My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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