Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
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as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
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My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
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