My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
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What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
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My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I think people are normalizing furries
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Randomize