Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
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one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
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My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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