Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
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Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
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Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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