He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
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were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
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Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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