we're blogging at a bar
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
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The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Hippo gnu deer
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
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Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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