im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
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He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
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You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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