It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
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I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
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He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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