i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
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CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
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I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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