i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
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some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
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He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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