Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
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Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
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You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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