hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
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You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
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Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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