My sheets look like a crime scene.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
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I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
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Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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